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Marriage, it seems, confines every man to his proper rank.

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I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.

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A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

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Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything: familiarity.

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Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can’t help but smile on it.

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Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love.

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Husbands are like fires – they go out when they’re left unattended.

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Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

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Marriage: A word which should be pronounced ‘mirage’.

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Marriage has made me a lot happier and I’m deeply in love with my wife, and I thank God for her every day.

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Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.

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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

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Never get married in college; it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake.

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All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.

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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

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All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised a little, and appreciated a little.

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A so-called happy marriage corresponds to love as a correct poem to an improvised song.

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