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Don’t steal, don’t lie and don’t cheat. The government hates competition

A nice cheating quote from

Don’t steal, don’t lie and don’t cheat. The government hates competition!

A nice cheating quote from Nishan Panwar

Don’t steal, don’t lie, don’t cheat, don’t sell drugs. The government hates competition.

A nice cheating quote from Hussein Nishah

Trust is the most important part of a relationship. You must be 100% sure that she won’t tell your wife!

A nice cheating quote from The Coach

Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment.

love quotes

I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.

love quotes

Don’t steal, don’t lie, don’t cheat, don’t sell drugs. The government hates competition.

A nice cheating quote from Hussein Nishah

Trust is the most important part of a relationship. You must be 100% sure that she won’t tell your wife!

A nice cheating quote from The Coach