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I wanted to tell her

love quotes

Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers.

love quotes

The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you.

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Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment.

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I told her I’d wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who’d give me a ride home.

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A stationary bike is a device that epitomizes the phrase “hurry up and wait.

workingout quotes

A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement

workingout quotes

The human body is the best work of art.

workingout quotes

She didn’t say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse “I love you” with “May I take your order?

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You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.

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Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.Good things come to those who wait.

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I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.

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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?

wedding quotes

Marriage is a Workshop… where husband works and wife shops..

wedding quotes

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.

wedding quotes

I’ve been fighting to be who I am all my life. What’s the point of being who I am, if I can’t have the person who was worth all the fighting for?

love quotes

If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.

love quotes

One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute.

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